There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer(or WORK) for short. If you receive W.O.R.K. from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K. put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (or WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (or BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K. has been completely eliminated from your system.
Now you know guys, so please protect yourselves accordingly. If you think you have already been infected, and need a friend to help you apply the antidote, give me a call, I got your back! ...by the way I also have a very nice Computer-Overhaul-Cleaning-Kit or (C.O.C.K.) I would love to share with you after the B.E.E.R and W.I.N.E. start to do their work, it's like a flue shot but it's inserted rectally. I just want to make sure you never get ifected by W.O.R.K again, Daddy loves ya you know.
Extracted from Ashton Cruz
